An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let

An elderly couple had just settled into bed when the husband suddenly let out a loud fart, breaking the quiet. With a smirk, he proudly declared, “Seven points!”

His wife, puzzled, turned over and asked, “What are you talking about?”

Not one to miss out on the fun, she waited a few moments, then released her own impressive fart and confidently announced, “Touchdown! Tie game!”

After a pause, the husband fired off another one and proclaimed, “Ha! 14 to 7—I’m back in the lead!”

Not to be outdone, the wife followed up with a strong blast of her own, grinning as she said, “Touchdown! Tied again!” Then, with a quick little squeaker, she added, “Field goal!”